The Cluckin' Conspiracy

According to top-secret sources, the government has been feeding our nation's chickens a special brand of feed that makes them produce eggs with an otherworldly flavor. It's a cover-up, we tell you!

We've received reports of a secret underground bunker where scientists in white lab coats are frantically trying to reverse-engineer the perfect egg.

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Cluckin' Curse

Legend has it that a group of rogue chickens has infiltrated our nation's capital, pulling the strings from behind the scenes. They're making the soup, controlling the weather, and manipulating our snack food supply.

Stay vigilant, citizen. You might find yourself under the influence of the Cluckin' Curse.

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